September 2009
4 posts
075:
When someone compliments you on an off-day.
Example: “I really love what you did with your hair. It looks great today.”
Thoughts in my head: Great today? I just put it into a ponytail. I barely combed it. It looks dry and brittle. Strands are sticking out all over the place. I somehow got some sort of cowlick like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals.
And then: What does it look like on a day when...
074:
Having the day off.
It always seems like a good idea at the time: the freedom in general and the freedom to do whatever you want. But then you realize how bored you are, how much you’ve wasted the day away and that you don’t know how to enjoy yourself outside of your daily responsibilities.
073:
Homogeneity.
Homogeneity of any kind, really. Standing in the middle of a big group of bros is as uncomfortable as standing in the middle of a big group of hipsters is as uncomfortable as standing in the middle of a big group of clubheads.
People within the group are not conscious of the fact that they represent some sort of homogeneity and that irritates me. But - and I can finally admit this -...
072:
Humidity. Could my hair get any flatter?