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Megan Fox.

Straight boys, seriously?

I guess so. She’s trying too hard and unfortunately, she is like every other IRL girl who tries too hard and guys fawn over that bullshit.

Oh man, she loves video games! Oh man, she loves giving blow jobs! Oh man, she loves smoking pot! Oh man, she loves strippers! Oh man, she loves comic books! Oh man, she loves cheesy tv shows! Oh man, she loves nothing more than having sex!

Really guys?

None of that seems even a little bit fake? None of it? Not even one thing?

You know what she really loved? Brian Austin Green. I mean, seriously guys, she says all of those awesome amazing rad things and she dates that loser? Put the pieces together. Something’s not adding up. If anything, she must have great PR people.

“You’re the next Angelina Jolie. Guys will love you. You’re hot. Work it. Talk about things guys like all the time. They’ll go see ANYTHING you’re in if you do that.”

And they’re right.

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  1. gisellemonique reblogged this from initiatingslutmode and added:
    Angelina Jolie is not an idiot though.
  2. theatrecase reblogged this from shittythings and added:
    this, but not to such an angry extent…more of a, “Sooo…she’s playing...crowd, huh?” It’s...
  3. mandyisrad reblogged this from lssgbbn and added:
    I must disagree. I love megan fox. Sorry if i fall for the “bullshit” or whatever it is you’re rambling on about. I love...
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  6. doe-eyes reblogged this from shittythings and added:
    SO TRUE! she’s
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